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Какво ще кажете за това:

 

1.АОL-Always Off Line

 

2.ISDN-It Still Does Nothing

 

3.APPLE-Arrogance Producers Profit-Losing Entity

 

4.SCSI-System Can't See It

 

5.DOS-Defective Operating System

 

6.BASIC-Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

 

7.IBM-I Blame Microsoft

 

8.DEC-Do Expect Cuts

 

9.CD-ROM-Consumer Device,Rendered Obsolete Monthly

 

10.OS/2-Obsolete Soony Too

 

11.WWW-World Wide Wait

 

12.MACINTOSH-Most Application Crash; If Not The Operation System Hangs

 

13.PENTIUM-Produces Erroneons Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math!

 

14.NT-Network Tragedy

 

15.DNS-Does Nothing Special

 

16.WINDOWS-Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 

17.MICROSOFT-Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Them

 

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Ето ви едни home-made :)

 

VENO - Virtual Establisher of Network Operations

DREAMER - Denying Reality Especially After Microsoft Enchanted his Rooter

VELI - Visualy Extraordinary Lady of Intelect

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  • 7 months later...

ne e nared tova 4e kato ti kaje 4e neshto ne e nared i ti se vglejdash..togava ti iska4a tam kvoto iska4a(ne sum go gledal no ot mneniata razbiram zakvo stava duma i sum gledal takiva) i ti iskarva angelite...osven ako ne gresha.

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Мазно... Комшията от горния етаж обаче така скочи че щеше да изкърти мазилката по тавана... Speakers na max rulez!

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