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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

 

тряа да давам повече бакшиши :lol:

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You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

 

А точно в момента съм леш след тежък престой в Liqueur до 5 сутринта... Но според статистиката най-вероятно е да е нещо измежду автомобилна катастрофа или инфаркт...

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While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

 

Ще гледам да внимавам когато преминавам през прелезите.

 

P.S Винаги съм бил слаб в математиката.

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:wacko: While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat. :ghost

 

Знам си аз да си нося пистолет ,като отивам да играя бейзбол.Пък ако науча и правилата на тази игра :P

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An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. - кой ще ми го преведе :)

 

Сервитьор в кофти настроение, недоволен от твоето отношение те пребива до смърт с мелничка за пипер :D :lol: :laughing:.

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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

 

:woot Ха, тва беше много брутално.

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Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

 

Хммм...

 

Sounds emo :lol:. Между другото и психоложката ни каза че ако ще си режем вените трябва просто да си потопим ръката в топла вода и спасение няма :).

 

While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead.

 

А това трябваше да се случи със Садам Оо...

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A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style.

 

Баси каръка съм да ми са падне толкова дълго :D

Мамицата му, тоя същия ша мине и през нас и мен да пречука по същия начин :)

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Super shte izleznem s averi na diskoteka az shte padna na dasinga i shte si strosha vrata...a priqtelite mi shte me zaebat shtoto si mislqt che prosto sam pripadnal....haha

 

A drugiqt variant e da me prebie moi priqtel s iskustveniqt si krak ?!

 

Izrudsko :)

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Моето:While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

На 1 фр:While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary

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While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death.

 

Ориджинъл O_o...

 

На една приятелка:

While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly.

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You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

 

хахаха бахти филма,винаги съм си мислел че ще загина героично с меч/пушка в ръка :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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