Rattlebrain Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Upset over the recent breakup with your girlfriend, you shoot her to death and then proceed to kill yourself. Еееее... но пък поне убивам кучката първо . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frodo Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood. тряа да давам повече бакшиши Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.T. Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Раждайки петзнаци Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ra4eto Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 tva e palna glupost az 6te umra sled kato me napada fatalno lud s vila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploit Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dfx Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking. А точно в момента съм леш след тежък престой в Liqueur до 5 сутринта... Но според статистиката най-вероятно е да е нещо измежду автомобилна катастрофа или инфаркт... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson_Fan Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 хаха тва всеки път ми дава различно нещо While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop. Ще гледам да внимавам когато преминавам през прелезите. P.S Винаги съм бил слаб в математиката. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farrell Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 oh ne moga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThE_UfO Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 radelina която е на age=20 и е sex=f , нетрябва да бяга от cops, и най-добре да не шофира. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kolioeng Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat. Знам си аз да си нося пистолет ,като отивам да играя бейзбол.Пък ако науча и правилата на тази игра Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night_angel Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die. баси тъпото ... никва тръпка Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diabolik Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. - кой ще ми го преведе Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz^^ Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill. - кой ще ми го преведе Сервитьор в кофти настроение, недоволен от твоето отношение те пребива до смърт с мелничка за пипер . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_wonderer Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull. Ха, тва беше много брутално. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss. Хммм... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz^^ Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss. Хммм... Sounds emo . Между другото и психоложката ни каза че ако ще си режем вените трябва просто да си потопим ръката в топла вода и спасение няма . While enjoying the cooking experience at a teppanyaki grill, your skilled but inebriated chef errantly sends a knife end over end until it buries itself in your forehead. А това трябваше да се случи със Садам Оо... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simbata Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style. Баси каръка съм да ми са падне толкова дълго Мамицата му, тоя същия ша мине и през нас и мен да пречука по същия начин Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZGAN Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Super shte izleznem s averi na diskoteka az shte padna na dasinga i shte si strosha vrata...a priqtelite mi shte me zaebat shtoto si mislqt che prosto sam pripadnal....haha A drugiqt variant e da me prebie moi priqtel s iskustveniqt si krak ?! Izrudsko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandyr Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Моето:While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage. На 1 фр:While visiting your favorite bookstore, you get caught in the middle of a violent melee between rival book clubs. Unable to escape the madness, you are beaten to death with a hardcover unabridged dictionary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnoppiX Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint. Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz^^ Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death. Ориджинъл O_o... На една приятелка: While swimming, a power line falls into the pool you're in, sending a million volts of electricity through your body. You're fried instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackGuardian Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture. хахаха бахти филма,винаги съм си мислел че ще загина героично с меч/пушка в ръка Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LautaHoolsYouth Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 While you're leaning forward to smell a pot of cooking soup, a disgruntled relative shoves your head into the pot and holds it there. Your face is quickly cooked as you choke to death on boiling hot soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Miro. Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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