PSYCHOSIS Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 - When you've been together as long as Audrey and I have it's ok to have different interests - for instance, she loves going to the theater and I hate it. - Hating the theater is not an interest - an interest is something you enjoy. - I enjoy hating the theater! Rules of Engagement, S03E01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopche Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 This guy's walkin' down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, "Hey you! Can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, "Father, I'm down in this hole; can you help me out?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey, Joe, it's me. Can ya help me out?" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are ya stupid? Now we're both down here." The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out." Leo McGarry, The West Wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snejko Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 The Bridges of Madison County Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Да живее класиката, да го духа Холивуд! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomahawx Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Dope - Rebel Yell Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door Last night a little angel Came pumpin on my floor She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love And if it expires pray help from above" Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" More, more, more. She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed What set you free and brought you to be me babe What set you free I need you hear by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell- "more, more, more" Well He lives in his own heaven Collects it to go from the seven eleven Well he's out all night to collect His fare Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair. I walked the world with you, babe A thousand miles with you I dried your tears of pain A million times for you I'd sell my soul for you babe For money to burn with you I'd give you all, and have none, babe Just, just, justa, justa to have you here by me Because In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more" In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more" With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more" More, more, more. Oh yeah little baby she want more More, more, more, more, more Oh yeah little baby she want more More, more, more, more, more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiK Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons S7 E21 22 Short Films About Springfield Chorus: Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Cletus: Hey what's going on on this side? Hey, Brandine, you might could wear these to your job interview? Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancing runway? Nah, you best bring em back where from you got 'em. Cletus: Ohk... Back you go to wait for a woman of less discriminating taste. Chorus: Most folk'll never loose a toe, but then again some folk'll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 "We are not making music for kids to dance to, we are making it for kids to go to school and shoot their friends" Nero от Psyclon Nine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
second.life.syndrome Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 - Джубал, нима ми разправяш, че не бива да критикувам администрацията? - Опазил ме Бог. Осите са създадени, за да жилят. Но не е зле да огледаш както трябва новите мошеници, преди да се отървеш от старите. Демокрацията е нескопосана система. Единствената и добра черта е, че е поне осем пъти по-приемлива от всяко друго управление. А най-страшният и недостатък е, че водачите са огледален образ на своите избиратели. Долнопробни, какво друго да очакваш? Така че вгледай се в Дъглас и помисли над факта, че в своето невежество, тъпота и себичност той е същински среден американец, но с един-два пръста над тълпата. После се обърни и виж кой ще го замести, ако неговото правителство бъде съборено. - Едва ли ще има разлика. - Винаги има разлика! А между 'лошо' и 'по-лошо' е доста по-болезнена, отколкото между 'добро' и 'по-добро'. Р.Е. Хайнлайн Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 - Helen...may I call you Helen? - No! - Dorothy? The Practice, S02E23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackWinterDay Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Scorpions - Woman Woman you can change my world I'm chained to the fears Inside these walls The silence talks loud 'bout the things I recall Through the bricks in the window I scream at the world But when no one is listening It's hard to be heard Woman you can change my world Woman there'll be no return I see shadows Coming through the walls I hear voices But no one's talking at all I can feel the madness Crawling up my spine Reachin' out To grab your mind Woman come and change my world (Do you remember all those fears?) They won't leave me alone (Do you remember all those tears?) I pretend to be strong (Do you remember all the pain?) I'm getting tired of the game I cannot live I cannot die I wanna know who the hell am I You've never seen me But I know you so well And before it kills me I gotta break the spell The deeper we touch The higher we'll go The time has come To heal my soul Woman you can change my world (Do you remember all those fears?) They won't leave me alone (Do you remember all those tears?) I pretend to be strong (Do you remember all the pain?) I'm getting tired of the game I cannot live I cannot die I wanna know who the hell am I Woman I'm gonna change your world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackWinterDay Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 Journey - "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" Here we stand Worlds apart Hearts broken in two, two, two Sleepless nights Losing ground I'm reaching for you, you, you Feelin' that it's gone Can't change your mind If we can't go on To survive the tide Love divides Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you How we touched And went our separate ways If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know I still love you Though we touched And went our separate ways Troubled times Caught between confusions and pain, pain, pain Distant eyes Promises we made were in vain In vain, vain If you must go I wish you love You'll never walk alone Take care my love Miss you love Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you How we touched And went our separate ways If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know I still love you Though we touched And went our separate ways Oooooooooh Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One night will remind you If he ever hurts you True love won't desert you You know I still love you I still love you, girl I really love you, girl And if he ever hurts you True love won't desert you Nooooooooo Nooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkata Veshtica Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 The Waving Crocodile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgiK Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 US Whose Line Is It Anyway Scenes from a Hat Не съм убеден, че точно тия са ми любимите, но някой е направил малка компилация и има някои много яки...ама то цялото шоу е убиец... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 «Ленинград - Маленький Мальчик» Маленький мальчик нашел пулемёт Больше в деревне никто не живет И когда он людей убивал Песенку эту он напивал Hебо коптят поезда И гудят провода И с бензином вода Маленький мальчик лимонку нашел И на занятия в школу пришел И когда он чеку вырывал Песенку эту он напивал Hебо коптят поезда И гудят провода И с бензином вода Hебо коптят поезда И гудят провода И с бензином вода Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiMy_SuN Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Ще те накарам да се влюбиш... Стих и изпълнение - Недялко Йорданов Ще те накарам да се влюбиш и не във мен, и не във него - във вятъра и във звездите ще те накарам да се влюбиш. Ще ме накараш да се влюбя във ритъма на дъждовете, във погледа на всяка пролет и в пролетта на всеки поглед. Ще те накарам да се влюбиш и не във мен, и не във него, и не във себе си, а просто ще те накарам да се влюбиш. Ще ме накараш да се влюбя, когато в любовта не вярвам, не вярвам в теб, не вярвам в нея, когато в себе си не вярвам, когато просто и банално говоря най-банални думи и зная всичко и на всичко вкуса съм вкусил тъй отдавна. Ще ме накараш да се влюбя, и не във теб, и не във нея, и не във себе си, а просто ще ме накараш да се влюбя. Ще те накарам да се влюбиш и със любов ще те накажа, защото в мен, защото в него, защото в себе си не вярваш. И после в някаква аптека ще те изпратя със рецепта, но е направо безнадеждно лекарство от любов да търсиш. Ще те накарам да се влюбиш. Ще ме накараш да се влюбя. Ще те накарам да се влюбиш и със любов ще те накажа. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Като всеки нормален мъж, гледащ телевизор, аз умея да правя това съвършено. Дамската превръзка трябва да се залее с отровносиня течност, а после да се стисне здраво с юмрук. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkata Veshtica Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kolioeng Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "Любе" са гениални ,цък Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Да, само дето клипа не ме радва. Иначе песента ми е една от любимите техни Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkata Veshtica Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Patience is knowing you're bored and doing nothing about it Реклама на Samsung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOSIS Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Nancy: This is what parenting is - shit. And food. Shit and food, but mostly shit. Wiping shit, keeping them away from shit, minimizing the external shit. It's parenting - shit. Andy: What about love? Nancy: It's there - buried under all the shit. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glory Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Гледах Ледена Епоха 3-ката,направо ме съсипа от смях! Любимият ми момент е като невестулката трябваше да ги придвижи до долу и всички вдишват от токсичните пари и се спукват от смях То целият филм ми е любим Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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