Lobo, a.k.a. the Main Man

Rattlebrain · July 21, 2005

Иде реч за Lobo, a.k.a. the Main Man, the Master of Frag, the 'bo, Mr. Machette. Герой (по-скоро анти-герой) на DC Comics (Superman, Batman), един от малкото такива, които представляват нещо по-интересно от типичните циврещи п*тки (Superman, Batman). Останал съм с впечатление, че малко хора са чували за него и реших да го популяризирам.

Who is Lobo?

Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is 6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his race, because he killed almost every other Czarnian on a whim one day.

The word "Lobo" comes from a Khundish dialect, and roughly translates to "He who eats your entrails and thouroughly enjoys it."

Czarnia was a planet of peace and tranquility until Lobo was born. No one knows why he was the way he was, it just happened that way. Upon his birth, he bit off four of the midwife's fingers and immediately started chasing the doctors around with scalpels. Lobo ripped out his elementary principal's throat when he was five during a temper tantrum.

At age two, Lobo made his first on-air music request to Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio, where he threatened the DJ, Wolfman Wilf, to play I Killed My Folks (No Accident) by Oedipus Wrecks 24 hours a day, 365 days a year under penalty of grevious bodily harm. Lobo then broke into a medical clinic and forced the staff (at gunpoint) to implant a radio receiver into the audio lobes of his brain, permananently tuned to Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio. Naturally, he slit the staff's throats and burned the place down when the operation was finished.

In his early teens, Lobo formed a heavy metal band, The Main Man and the Several Scum-Buckets. Their first concert was at the All-Czarnia 9-Octave Chime-Haiku Festival. During the show, the severely high noise killed the other guys in his band, electrocuted the judges, set fire to six rows of Section D of the audience, and killed the man who ran the Herbal Tea Booth. Lobo then got ticked off when he didn't win First Prize.

At age eighteen, he killed every other member of his race, just so he could be unique in the universe. Lobo excelled in the ways of science, and during biology class, created an insect that was 117 microns long, airborne, and of a scorpion-like appearance. These little buggers would burrow into a person's skin and cause great black blisters and severe blood poisoning, inducing paralysis but not reducing the pain at all. Victims took about five days to die their agonizing and messy death. The entire time, Lobo, who had made himself immune to these creatures, sat up in his balcony getting drunk and playing thrash metal on his guitar. Around five billion people died over that short period of time, and Lobo just laughed.

The only other Czarnian to survive this occurence was a Miss E. Tribb, Lobo's fourth-grade teacher, who was off-planet at the time. Lobo did break her neck, killing her.

Later, Lobo worked as a bounty hunter/assassin for a while. On a personal mission to eviscerate Garryn Bek of LEGION, who had accidentally run over one of his pet space dolphins, Lobo met Vril Dox II. While the two initally got along, both individuals' natures took over, and the two fought to determine if Lobo would stay or not. During this fight, Cosmic Rock Zombie Radio went off-the-air, and Lobo, without his usual musical motivation, lost the fight to Dox and had to join LEGION When LEGION was taken over by Dox's son Lyrl, Lobo was forced to join Dox's new group, the REBELS. Eventually, Dox got upset at Lobo and kicked him out of REBELS. Lobo has since gone back to bounty hunting.

Lobo sold his "soul" to Neron to get his radio receiver removed, because a stand-in DJ named Tony LePoni decided to play soul music instead of Lobo's song. Lobo proceeded then to shoot Tony and blow up the radio station.

On a personal note, Lobo's favorite color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his word, who would rather kill the promisee than renege. He also loathes the following: square jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the philosophy the Good will always triumph over Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most everything else that is commonly considered decent .

Преди време източих от eMule-то всичко, което намерих, а именно:

A Contract on Gawd (All)

Blazing Chain of Love

Bloodlines Outbreak (Annual)

Convention Special

Death and Taxes (Само #1 и #3)

Elseworlds (Annual)

Fragtastic Voyage

Hitman & Lobo - That Stupid Bastich! (т'ва май съм го изтрил)

I Quit!

In the Chair

Infanticide (Всичко, но #1 е с лошо качество)

Lobo & Deadman - The Brave and the Bald

Lobo & Judge Dradd - Psycho-Bikers vs. the Mutants from Hell

Lobo Bounty Hunting for Fun and Profit

Lobo Goes to Hollywood

Lobocop

Lobo's Back (All)

Lobo's Big Babe Spring Break Special

Portrait of a Victim

Superman & Lobo - Misery in Space

Superman & Lobo - DC First

The Authority vs. Lobo

The Last Czarnian (All)

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special

Unamerican Gladiators (All)

Unbound (All)

Year One (Annual)

От сериите:

#0 - Reservoir Mooks

#7 - Losers Part One - The Fragnificent Seven

Ето и един сайт с пълната "дискография".

Ако някой има интерес утре ще започна да ги качвам някъде (data.bg), а ако някой има това, което аз нямам ще се радвам да го сподели.

Между другото има и някакъв аматьрски филм по The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special, ама от т'ва, което съм видял, не го бива.

П.С. Изглежда при всичките лайна, които изписах, съм пропуснал да спомена, че става въпрос за комикси. Вярно, че DC Comics не звучи като име на оръжейна компаня, ама 'се пак...

Lord_Gudo · July 22, 2005

Добре изглежда на кориците обаче като гледам е малко стар като гледам стила на графиките ... можеш да качиш някъде някои комикс и да се види дали ще си струва да се качва целия ...