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Ако някой от *NIX-феновете тук има търпението да прочете (дори по диагонала) тази книга, нека изкаже мнението си :devil .

 

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Е не можах да се стърпя, ето един цитат:

People have published some of Unix s more ludicrous errors messages as jokes. The following Unix puns were distributed on the Usenet, without an attributed author. They work with the C shell.

 

% rm meese-ethics

rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

 

% ar m God

ar: God does not exist

 

% "How would you rate Dan Quayle's incompetence?

Unmatched ".

 

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?

Modifier failed.

 

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.

 

% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

 

% sleep with me

bad character

 

% got a light?

No match.

 

% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.

 

% ^What is saccharine?

Bad substitute.

 

% %blow

%blow: No such job.

:punk :punk :lol:

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Ако някой от *NIX-феновете тук има търпението да прочете (дори по диагонала) тази книга, нека изкаже мнението си  :devil .

Баси! 'кви работи пишат хората! :)

Супер е :punk

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