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-[Kucheto se plezi na day.]

day vkarva edin shut na kucheto

-[Kucheto priklyakva svetkavichno, ritnikat na day minava nad glavata mu i tochno v tozi moment, Kucheto se hvarlya napred, zahapvayki day na edno mnogo bolezneno myasto.]

no se okazva che day nqma pishka

-Gluposti.

zashtoto day e jena

-A, tova bila prichinata znachi...

i day othapva na kucheto pishkata

-Ne te e sram, day, ne te e sram... :-(

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Ха ха :D Тука всички сте извратени бе. Вижте на мен какво стана.

Аз: breakneck vkarva edin 6ut na ku4eto

Ku4eto: Ku4eto zahapva breakneck za kraka

Az: breakneck vkarva o6te edin 6ut na ku4eto

Ku4eto: Auuuuch!!! Tova boli, breakneck!!! :lol:

...

След още една минута:

Аз: breakneck vkarva edin 6ut na ku4eto

Ku4eeto: [Kucheto podskacha vav vazduha i nanasya sakrushitelen udar v cheljustta na breakneck. breakneck se prosva na zemyata, a kucheto si marmori: "Teya hora veche zapochnaha da stavat nahalni..."]

Az: breakneck vzima v rakata si edin nov i otrqzva p..kata na ku4eto

Ku4eto: Ne te e sram, breakneck, ne te e sram... :-(

 

И още едно:

аз: breakneck vkarva na ku4eto edin 6ut

Ku4eto: KVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii-kviiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! :punk :)

Бе направо стана мелето. :D

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tva ku4e me spuka ot smqh :lol: i kato mu kazvah pomiqr(na nqkolko puti)ne me izhvurlq6e-daje posle mi kaza 4e me lobi4a i iska pri lo :P

interesnoto be6e za okolo 10 min se povtori samo 3 puti :confused

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evil_smith: [vliza v chata]

Kucheto: Kak sme dnes, evil_smith? :-)

evil_smith: tupo

Kucheto: Kato Pravets 82 na baterii.

evil_smith: po-losho

Kucheto: [Kucheto zapochva da reve s palno garlo.]

evil_smith: kvo reve6 be

Kucheto: Muka mi e legnala na kucheshkata dusha, evil_smith, maka...

evil_smith: kakva

Kucheto: [Kucheto vdiga ramene.]

evil_smith: ti si tup

Kucheto: [Kucheto se plezi na evil_smith: "Tra-ta-tra-la-laaaaa-laaaaa!" 8-Q]

evil_smith: evil_smith rita kucheto v glavata

Kucheto: Kviiiii-i-i-!!!!!

evil_smith: boli lo mamicata ti

Kucheto: I kakvo ot tova?

evil_smith: o6te edin shut v glavata

Kucheto: KVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii-kviiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

evil_smith: evil_smith vzima edna stanga

Kucheto: [Kucheto zapochva da se razmotava iz chata, s provesena opashka.]

evil_smith: evil)smith udrq s shtangata kucheto po glavata

Kucheto: Glavata? Zashto puk glavata?

evil_smith: evil_smth kazva da umresh

Kucheto: Taka li?

evil_smith: evil_smith vika da

Kucheto: Chudesno. :-(

evil_smith: evil_smith vzima pistolet i grumva kucheto v huq

Kucheto: [Kucheto gleda edna mravka.]

evil_smith: boli li

Kucheto: Mnogo!

evil_smith: li

Kucheto: [Kucheto gleda evil_smith i zhalno skimti.]

evil_smith: kvo reve6 be

Kucheto: Muka mi e legnala na kucheshkata dusha, evil_smith, maka...

evil_smith: kakva

Kucheto: Takava edna.

evil_smith: kakva takava

Kucheto: [Kucheto vdiga ramene.]

evil_smith: a

Kucheto: ( Glej gi! Nameriha edno dobro kuche i go vzeha na podbiv... Ama shte gi nahapya az, shte vidyat te!!! )

evil_smith: koy ste hape6 be pumiqr

Kucheto: [Kucheto se mrashti i sumti.]

evil_smith: ste te ubiq

Kucheto: [Kucheto gleda evil_smith i si misli: "I tova, molya ti se, minava za, kak beshe, 'tsvetat na evoljutsiyata'..."]

evil_smith: e teq dvamata ste te chu***

Kucheto: [Kucheto zapochva da reve s palen glas.]

evil_smith: e kak beshe?

Kucheto: [Kucheto preduprezdava evil_smith, che mu e gaden den i shte hape!!!]

evil_smith: boli me h**

Kucheto: Kef, :-)

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