Stenli Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 тва мисля че ще ми реши проблема със заспиването не знам, ама след 5-6 часа малко почва да омръзва Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Midex Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Намерих и друго - едно клипче от архива на оня, дето е писал над мене: Пешо изпада в екстаз на 2 годинки. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antares Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Вече видя ли линк във фишки - просто не отварям... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gado Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 What Is Funny? Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a quiz later. Category #1: Pain Pain is the basis for all humor. It's a simple fact that if nobody gets hurt, it isn't funny. This includes both physical and emotional pain. For example, when Tweety hits Sylvester in the foot with a mallet, and he hops screaming, stars streaming from his foot, that's funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt at all, that's not funny. If Tweety hit him and Sylvester didn't hurt, but Sylvester turned around and stomped on Tweety's wittle head, that's funny. Ethnic jokes are funny because they cause emotional pain to members of the ethnic group they poke fun at. However, be warned that it is common practice to respond to ethnic jokes with more humor. If you tell an ethnic joke and someone punches you in the nose, don't be surprised -- they're just showing their appreciation and responding in kind. The only exception to this rule is when the pain happens to you. When you get hurt, it's not funny. It just hurts. However, other people will find your pain amusing, so be consoled in the knowledge that even though it hurts, people are still laughing at you. Category #2: The Unexpected When something happens that you do not expect to happen, that's funny. When an anvil falls on Wile E. Coyote, you expect him to splatter all over the place and die. When he instead gets flattened into an accordian shape, that's funny. (Also, of course, his pain is funny. See above.) Another example is the title graphic at the top of this page. You read it, and the letters are black -- but then the last character is an orangy red color. It's unexpected, so it's funny. When you tell a joke and no one laughs, that's funny because you didn't expect that to happen. So if you tell a joke and no one laughs, it is polite to laugh hysterically. Everyone else thought your joke was great, so they returned the favor by doing something funny for you too. Category #3: Lies and Other Untruths Lies are inherently funny. If someone behind you in line asks how long you've been waiting, and you say "forever and a day," that's funny because it's a lie. Political jokes are popular because they're lies about liars. If a United States president is portrayed as a giant vending machine handing cash to a donkey, that's funny, because it's a lie. Probably what really happened was he gave the money to an elephant and a guy with a scythe. Another type of "lie" that is funny is when you see something in a place where it couldn't be, or doing something that isn't possible. This type of humor is both untrue and unexpected, so it's doubly funny. For instance, if a big fat cartoon character like Elmer Fudd tiptoes behind a skinny little tree and hides, that's funny. If a skinny little cartoon character like Bugs Bunny hides behind Elmer Fudd, that's not funny. Category #4: Wordplay Saying words in funny ways is funny. For instance, Sylvester the cat is funny because he talks with a lisp and spits at the letter 's'. When British people say "aluminium," that's funny. In fact, anybody with an accent that isn't like yours is funny, and you should laugh to show your appreciation. Another type of wordplay that is funny is saying one word when you mean another. If you're with your girlfriend, and you call her "Cathy" when you meant to say "Tina," that's funny. This type of humor is often followed by humor involving pain. (See above.) Category #5: Puns Actually, puns aren't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mordeath Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTMfHBYuIJw&feature=player_embedded Edited January 11, 2012 by mordeath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plameni Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 What Is Funny? Humor can be broken down into five distinct categories. You should memorize these, as there will be a quiz later. . . Хубаво е да се посочва източника . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmock Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 http://nnm.ru/blogs/a92/oblozhki-sovremennyh-ispolniteley-v-sssr/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dunc Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 тва също доста ме зарибява мен Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TRIBALERO Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97Lt4WwTBp8&feature=player_profilepage XXAXAAXA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mockingbird Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Колко много истина, събрана на 40 кв.см. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Ангеле, позна ли се? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crazy_Hamster Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFM2n6iOMXc&feature=youtu.be Съсипах се от хилеж Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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