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Т'ва за сръбския не важи. Чувал съм да подпали някой сърбин и може десет минути да не се повтори...

Аз и повече съм слушал и то от трезви такива. Всеки път ги мисли някакви нови...

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Който още не се е запознал с Dickipedia, може да го направи сега. Не е кой знае какво, но има весели лафове и като всяка ебавка с online енциклопедиите има своите големи попадения и си заслужава 15-минутен истеричен и смущаващ околните смях в офиса/библиотеката/гарата преди да потъне в забрава.

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един приятел има рд и аз нз много добре английски и рова из нета и на какво поапднах:

 

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

 

To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.

 

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

 

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

 

Free Birthday Greeting Cards

 

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

 

You are only as old as you act.

 

So many candles... so little cake.

 

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.

 

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

 

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

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Army Medical Care

An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked:

 

"What's your problem, Soldier?"

"Chronic syphilis, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," said the Major.

 

He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

 

 

"Chronic piles, Sir."

"What treatment are you getting?"

"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get back to the front, Sir."

"Good man," barked the Major.

 

He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"

 

 

"Chronic gum disease, Sir"

"What treatment are you getting?"

"F ive minutes with the wire brush each day."

"What's your ambition?"

"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"

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"един бил голем таковата, чукач, немало жена която да му устои. една решила да се прави на много важна и не щяла да пуща. майсторът се принудил да показва цялата си магария в продължение на няколко седмици. накрая кандисала и се курдисала. обаче мастерът дигнал гащите и тръгнал да си йоди. ама чакай ти кво..., нема ли да... учудила се. ааа, изкуството дотук, сетне всеки го може, рекъл ебачът и си заминал."

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