RaptoR Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Думата е ОБЩАК, ако ще си говорим за общ работник. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exabyte Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 (edited) Дъмата е ОБЩАК, ако ще си говорим за общ работник. Дам, всъщност така се пише, иначе жаргонно си е с У или поне така я ползват където съм я засичал Edited January 13, 2016 by exabyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Дам, всъщност така се пише, иначе жаргонно си е с У или поне така я ползват където съм я засичал Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exabyte Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Ъхъ, елате с Mr. Bean да ви заведа в склада да се уверите от първо Ушо. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djadomraz Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Нещо си в ГОЛЯМА заблуда. Сигурно те нарочно за да ме заблудят вкарват по-високи заплати в счетоводната си система. Няма как, пак казвам, че няма как работник на поточна линия да взима тези заплати. Казвам го като човек който знае какви са заплатите от 1ва ръка в Шнайдер, Липхер, Айгер и няколко по-малки. Че те на мен подобна заплата в ASIC Depot ми предлагаха за позиция сис админ, ти ми казваш 1400лв брутна за обущак на линия... Защото могат. А ти колко си поиска? Или гледаше като теле и питаше "а при вас заплатите какви са"? Защото на интервю за такива позиции се ходи с конкретна позиция и заплатата трябва ти да си я поискаш а не да чакаш те да ти я дадат. Ъхъ, елате с Mr. Bean да ви заведа в склада да се уверите от първо Ушо. От същите хора, пишещи гаранций, промоций и други римски имена, нали? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midex Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Е то и аз го връзвам с обувките, ама пък изобщо не се връзва с темата или в случая кви са тия обувки с 1400 брутна заплата, та затова питам, ..... Те напоследък обувките взимат бая добри заплати, вЕрвай ми! @exabyte, заблудил си се от начина, по който някои произнасят тази дума, но реално си е 'общак'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Вярно е, че някои произнасят думата като убщак, ама и това не е никак близко до обущак. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exabyte Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 (edited) Сигурно те нарочно за да ме заблудят вкарват по-високи заплати в счетоводната си система. Защото могат. А ти колко си поиска? Или гледаше като теле и питаше "а при вас заплатите какви са"? Защото на интервю за такива позиции се ходи с конкретна позиция и заплатата трябва ти да си я поискаш а не да чакаш те да ти я дадат. От същите хора, пишещи гаранций, промоций и други римски имена, нали? Въобще не си наясно със заплатите в града и 100% не си ходил по интервюта от доста време. Нали се сещаш, че между исках и ми дадоха има голяма разлика? Ако дадеш скрийн шот, си взимам думите назад За разбирачите по-долу/горе: да така е общак се пише и произнася. Забравих, че пиша във форума на всезнайковците, където не е важно да се пише по темата, а спама и изтъкването, кой е по-по-най Вярно е, че някои произнасят думата като убщак, ама и това не е никак близко до обущак. Edited January 13, 2016 by exabyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jijane Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 (edited) @djаdomraz аз питах само информативно, защото при нас имаше доста съкращения и останаха кадри с опит без работа. Макар да предполагам коя е фирмата и малко ме съмнява за 8часа/5дни оператор на поточна линия да взима толкова пари. И не е само до искане на заплата, въпроса е колко са определили за дадената позиция. И в Пловдивско заплатите на работниците по поточни линии и разни други производства стопанисвани от чужди инвеститори са доста ниски. Това са моите наблюдения над няколко големи фирми в района. Edited January 13, 2016 by jijane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djadomraz Posted January 14, 2016 Share Posted January 14, 2016 Ако дадеш скрийн шот, си взимам думите назад Да , ей сега ще изнеса вътрешна информация. Ти още малко фиша с ведомостите и разпечатка от банковата сметка ще поискаш... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godfather Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Станишев въпреки набиването на канчетото навремето продължи да се репчи та нали спряха разни европейски проекти, а той налъга бабите, че всъщност проблем нямало и пари за всичко щяло да има щото имал бюджетен излишък и грам не му дремело, че щели да спрат от европата нещо си. Значи Дедо, премествам дискусията тук, защото е интересна и може да отнесе бая спам. В смисъл ти явно виждаш някаква съществена разлика между изтъкнатия спец по униформите в съветската армия и мутро-охранителя от обкръжението на СИК. Ще трябва да те разочаровам, но разликата е точно НИКАКВА. To be continued ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEO_DDT Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Значи Дедо, премествам дискусията тук, защото е интересна и може да отнесе бая спам. В смисъл ти явно виждаш някаква съществена разлика между изтъкнатия спец по униформите в съветската армия и мутро-охранителя от обкръжението на СИК. Ще трябва да те разочаровам, но разликата е точно НИКАКВА. To be continued ... Абсолютно прав си и двамата са отгледани от една и съща хранилка и обслужват едни и същи интереси не знам как хората са толкова заблудени... Такова антибългарско, античовешко, мутрогенно-комунистическо нещо като серГЕЙ станишев рядко се е изявявало с такава успеваемост по нашите земи, и тази твар има наглостта все още да държи тон, и да демагогства как видиш ли, всички други са виновни за всичко ама не и той. До него Бойко Борисов изглежда като човек с лошо възпитание, но далеч не толкова противен. Мда с него съвсем скоро ще цъфнем и ще вържем... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djadomraz Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Значи Дедо, премествам дискусията тук, защото е интересна и може да отнесе бая спам. В смисъл ти явно виждаш някаква съществена разлика между изтъкнатия спец по униформите в съветската армия и мутро-охранителя от обкръжението на СИК. Ще трябва да те разочаровам, но разликата е точно НИКАКВА. To be continued ... Станишев беше малко по-нагъл в плюнките срещу ЕС. ББ поне гледа да не ги плюе, нищо че обслужва относително същите интереси, но гледа да прибере и каквито кинти може от Меркел. Абсолютно наясно съм че са хвани единия - удари другия. Изтъквам дребните разлики само. Иначе като гледам кой какво прави - към избори есента отиват нещата май. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
host Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 (edited) Абсолютно прав си и двамата са отгледани от една и съща хранилка и обслужват едни и същи интереси не знам как хората са толкова заблудени... Мда с него съвсем скоро ще цъфнем и ще вържем... Самия факт, че не спират европроектите е достатъчно цъфтене за да не искам никога повече серГЕЙ да е на какъвто и да е пост и да зависи каквото и да е от него ... НО НЕ Е ДОСТАТЪЧНО. Такива и като 2-мата не ни трябват в политиката... но за съжаление, болшинството от хора с пари, хора с влияние... НЕ искат друг тип лица. Принципа "да прецакаме всички за може моята далавера да върви" си е в сила при всички партийки, всички "браншови" организацийки и неправителствени такива с много, много малки излючения, които веднага биват заставени да мълчат, биват изтиквани от масичката на която се вземат решенията или просто ги игнорират, все едно са някав шум в общия фон. Edited February 17, 2016 by host Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kotora Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Или е имало някой който да те издържа докато си завършиш образованието. Този шанс го нямат 80% от хората. На мен ми бяха казали или учиш, или работиш, но не и двете едновремено. А Студетнски град е кочинааа. То не е кич, пошлост, евтини хора. Сичко на куп. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djadomraz Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 The whole thing reminds me of the book Alexis de Tocqueville wrote after Democracy in America. In The Old Regime and the French Revolution, he examined the failed promise of France’s rebellion against monarchy. What concerned him was not just the Terror and the beheadings, but the fact that the French toppled all of their institutions and tried to remake their politics, only to see all the old institutions re-assert themselves. They ended up with the same system, just under new rulers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmock Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Турция се сблъсква със стратегически кошмар Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Много познати изселници-турци се завръщат. Никой не говори за това. Населението от европейската част е яко наплашено от гражданска война. Никой от тях не поддържа Ердоган, за разлика от азиатската част. И не обвиняват кюрдите за атентатите. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptoR Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Искаш да кажеш се връщат за постоянно? Това да го видя ще ми е трудно да го повярвам, честно... В смисъл оттук и бежанците минават само транзит вече... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Горе-долу Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Гледах ей ся малко съветска пропаганда... Ма грам нищо не се е променило от 45-та насам... И да... Всичко е интереси. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl_master Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The Associated Press notes that during Hillary Clinton’s time as secretary of state, Bill Clinton earned $17 million in talks to banks, insurance companies, hedge funds, real estate businesses, and other financial firms. Altogether, the couple are estimated to have made over $139 million from paid speeches. March 19, 2015 American Camping Association Atlantic City, NJ $260,000.00 March 11, 2015 eBay Inc. San Jose, CA $315,000.00 February 24, 2015 Watermark Silicon Valley Conference for Women Santa Clara, CA $225,500.00 January 22, 2015 Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Whistler, Canada $150,000.00 January 21, 2015 tinePublic Inc. Winnipeg, Canada $262,000.00 January 21, 2015 tinePublic Inc. Saskatoon, Canada $262,500.00 December 4, 2014 Massachusetts Conference for Women Boston, MA $205,500.00 October 14, 2014 Salesforce.com San Francisco, CA $225,500.00 October 14, 2014 Qualcomm Incorporated San Diego, CA $335,000.00 October 13, 2014 Council of Insurance Agents and Brokers Colorado Springs, CO $225,500.00 October 8, 2014 Advanced Medical Technology Association (AdvaMed) Chicago, IL $265,000.00 October 7, 2014 Deutsche Bank AG New York, NY $280,000.00 October 6, 2014 Canada 2020 Ottawa, Canada $215,500.00 October 2, 2014 Commercial Real Estate Women Network Miami Beach, FL $225,500.00 September 15, 2014 Cardiovascular Research Foundation Washington, DC $275,000.00 September 4, 2014 Robbins Geller Rudman & Dowd, LLP San Diego, CA $225,500.00 August 28, 2014 Nexenta System, Inc. San Francisco, CA $300,000.00 August 28, 2014 Cisco Las Vegas, NV $325,000.00 July 29, 2014 Corning, Inc. Corning, NY $225,500.00 July 26, 2014 Ameriprise Boston, MA $225,500.00 July 22, 2014 Knewton, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,500.00 June 26, 2014 GTCR Chicago, IL $280,000.00 June 25, 2014 Biotechnology Industry Organization San Diego, CA $335,000.00 June 25, 2014 Innovation Arts and Entertainment San Francisco, CA $150,000.00 June 20, 2014 Innovation Arts and Entertainment Austin, TX $150,000.00 June 18, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Toronto, Canada $150,000.00 June 18, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Edmonton, Canada $100,000.00 June 10, 2014 United Fresh Produce Association Chicago, IL $225,000.00 June 2, 2014 International Deli-Dairy-Bakery Association Denver, CO $225,500.00 June 2, 2014 Let’s Talk Entertainment Denver, CO $265,000.00 May 6, 2014 National Council for Behavorial Healthcare Washington, DC $225,500.00 April 11, 2014 California Medical Association (via Satellite) San Diego, CA $100,000.00 April 10, 2014 Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries, Inc. Las Vegas, NV $225,500.00 April 10, 2014 Let’s Talk Entertainment San Jose, CA $265,000.00 April 8, 2014 Marketo, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,500.00 April 8, 2014 World Affairs Council Portland, OR $250,500.00 March 24, 2014 Academic Partnerships Dallas, TX $225,500.00 March 18, 2014 Xerox Corporation New York, NY $225,000.00 March 18, 2014 Board of Trade of Metropolitan Montreal Montreal, Canada $275,000.00 March 13, 2014 Pharmaceutical Care Management Association Orlando, FL $225,500.00 March 13, 2014 Drug Chemical and Associated Technologies New York, NY $250,000.00 March 6, 2014 tinePublic Inc. Calgary, Canada $225,500.00 March 5, 2014 The Vancouver Board of Trade Vancouver, Canada $275,500.00 March 4, 2014 Association of Corporate Counsel – Southern California Los Angeles, CA $225,500.00 February 27, 2014 A&E Television Networks New York, NY $280,000.00 February 26, 2014 Healthcare Information and Management Systems Society Orlando, FL $225,500.00 February 17, 2014 Novo Nordisk A/S Mexico City, Mexico $125,000.00 February 6, 2014 Salesforce.com Las Vegas, NV $225,500.00 January 27, 2014 National Automobile Dealers Association New Orleans, LA $325,500.00 January 27, 2014 Premier Health Alliance Miami, FL $225,500.00 January 6, 2014 GE Boca Raton, FL $225,500.00 November 21, 2013 U.S. Green Building Council Philadelphia, PA $225,000.00 November 18, 2013 CME Group Naples, FL $225,000.00 November 18, 2013 Press Ganey Orlando, FL $225,000.00 November 14, 2013 CB Richard Ellis, Inc. New York, NY $250,000.00 November 13, 2013 Mediacorp Canada, Inc. Toronto, Canada $225,000.00 November 9, 2013 National Association of Realtors San Francisco, CA $225,000.00 November 7, 2013 Golden Tree Asset Management New York, NY $275,000.00 November 6, 2013 Beaumont Health System Troy, MI $305,000.00 November 4, 2013 Mase Productions, Inc. Orlando, FL $225,000.00 November 4, 2013 London Drugs, Ltd. Mississauga, ON $225,000.00 October 29, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group Tuscon, AZ $225,000.00 October 28, 2013 Jewish United Fund/Jewish Federation of Metropolitan Chicago $400,000.00 October 27, 2013 Beth El Synagogue Minneapolis, MN $225,000.00 October 24, 2013 Accenture New York, NY $225,000.00 October 24, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group New York, NY $225,000.00 October 23, 2013 SAP Global Marketing, Inc. New York, NY $225,000.00 October 15, 2013 National Association of Convenience Stores Atlanta, GA $265,000.00 October 4, 2013 Long Island Association Long Island, NY $225,000.00 September 19, 2013 American Society of Travel Agents, Inc. Miami, FL $225,000.00 September 18, 2013 American Society for Clinical Pathology Chicago, IL $225,000.00 August 12, 2013 National Association of Chain Drug Stores Las Vegas, NV $225,000.00 August 7, 2013 Global Business Travel Association San Diego, CA $225,000.00 July 11, 2013 UBS Wealth Management New York, NY $225,000.00 June 24, 2013 American Jewish University University City, CA $225,000.00 June 24, 2013 Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Company, LP Palos Verdes, CA $225,000.00 June 20, 2013 Boston Consulting Group, Inc. Boston, MA $225,000.00 June 20, 2013 Let’s Talk Entertainment, Inc. Toronto, Canada $250,000.00 June 17, 2013 Economic Club of Grand Rapids Grand Rapids, MI $225,000.00 June 16, 2013 Society for Human Resource Management Chicago, IL $285,000.00 June 6, 2013 Spencer Stuart New York, NY $225,000.00 June 4, 2013 The Goldman Sachs Group Palmetto Bluffs, SC $225,000.00 May 29, 2013 Sanford C. Bernstein and Co., LLC New York, NY $225,000.00 May 21, 2013 Verizon Communications, Inc. Washington, DC $225,000.00 May 16, 2013 Itau BBA USA Securities New York, NY $225,000.00 May 14, 2013 Apollo Management Holdings, LP New York, NY $225,000.00 May 8, 2013 Gap, Inc. San Francisco, CA $225,000.00 April 30, 2013 Fidelity Investments Naples, FL $225,000.00 April 24, 2013 Deutsche Bank Washington, DC $225,000.00 April 24, 2013 National Multi Housing Council Dallas, TX $225,000.00 April 18, 2013 Morgan Stanley Washington, DC $225,000.00 Total: $21,667,000. Perhaps the most telling Panama Papers revelation of the past 24 hours came not from the documents themselves, but from Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s private email server. In a series of emails revealed yesterday, in 2011 then-Secretary of State Clinton pushed the Panama Free Trade Agreement, despite warnings from watchdog groups that the agreement would exacerbate the growth of tax havens and increase money laundering activity. That trade deal, opposed by her Democratic presidential opponent Bernie Sanders, was actively lobbied for by Clinton’s State Department administration and Clinton ally Sidney Blumenthal. Interestingly, the list of implicated leaders reads like a who’s who of Clinton Global Initiative supporters, from the king of Saudi Arabia to Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko. Additionally, the most heavily implicated Western financial institution in the Panama Papers, Deutsche Bank, paid Clinton $485,000 in speaking fees shortly after the trade deal was ratified. Тия пари за нищо ги нямат, буквално са вестници. Никъде не можах да намеря транскрипт на каквато и да е "лекция", да видим какво толкова се приказва че за няма и 2 години да прибереш 20 млн. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charmock Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 И BBC са мръсни путлиристи! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl_master Posted April 25, 2016 Share Posted April 25, 2016 Изплува и един транскрипт от последните изяви на Килъри, аз оставам безмълвен: CLINTON: Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you very much, Lloyd [blankfein], and thanks to everyone at Goldman Sachs for welcoming me today. I’m delighted to be back among friends, colleagues, collaborators, supporters, kindred spirits…Let me jump right in. You know, over the past few months, there have been popular concerns about an economy that still isn’t delivering for the majority of Americans. It’s not “delivering” the way that they feel it should, that they feel entitled to. Most Americans that you speak to, speak a populist rhetoric that claims it is stacked for those at the top, that those of you here have it too good.(Laughter)But we know the hopes that the little people have for their future — things like school, job, food, clothing on their backs– all of those little things would not be possible without your leadership and innovation. Since the time of the Medicis, even before, and the financing of the first joint stock companies in the transatlantic slave trade, we know that finance and banking is what makes our capitalist economy not just grow but tick…Previous generations of Americans built this economy and a middle class on a collective illusion: that they do productive work, this creates wealth, and that this builds the economy. We all know how misguided that is. We know that it’s really due to your investing, credit, and economic stewardship, that they have been able to work at all, that they are able to put food on their tables. It’s due to you and other banking, trading, investment houses that we have an economy that works at all. You are why we are a truly 21st century economic power.(Applause)For decades, people have argued that if we give more wealth to those at top by cutting taxes and letting you and other corporations write the own rules, it will trickle down, it will trickle down to everyone else. And it has! My speech here is an example!(Cackles, Waves Check) (Laughter).Some will say that you are simply parasitic on those who labor at menial physical production—these are people who still subscribe to 18 Century notions of value production–and that you skim off profit without doing anything meaningful or of value. Those people are misguided: we know that if money never sleeps, that’s because you keep it awake! You have—if I may use a metaphor–injected money with caffeine, Adderal, crack, meth, with LSD so that it can dance the crazy dance and grow a crazy thousand psychedelic feet tall in a rainbow minute! Money was a lazy b*tch, until you put it to work! And look how it works! Look how it grows! Materializes out of nowhere!(Waves check again, dances, cackles).Some people have said that it was your irresponsible financial engineering, risk-taking, and profit-seeking, that led to the 2008 crash; that you shorted your own toxic mortgages in the most brazen securities fraud in financial history, dynamiting and imploding the global economy; and that the exorbitant bonuses paid from tax payer money, the financial bailouts, the non-prosecutions created moral hazard, rewarded avarice, incompetence, corruption and vice. You and I know it is nothing of the sort. As leaders, innovators, captains of finance, you will always be subject of the jealous resentment, the petty tantrums of the unwashed masses, the insolvent, the irresponsible, the invidious, the losers. They will envy you, your successes, they will despise you, but they secretly want to be like you!(Laughter)As you know, my husband tried very hard to change the culture of this misbegotten underclass, by kicking them off the government teat, by poisoning their milk with harsh, bitter regulation, and by disciplining them with the most arbitrary, racist, punitive, devastating criminal laws in US history, laws which Richard Nixon, the Southern strategists, the slave catchers, could only have dreamed of. He also passed NAFTA, which told them in no uncertain terms that they needed to discipline themselves as workers, and learn to be competitive in the global sweatshop, or face certain extinction. But they have not learned their lesson.(Hissing)The effects prove themself. Under President Clinton — I like the sound of that!— America saw the longest, most prodigious reaming of the undesirable classes in our history, putting them firmly in their places. And they loved it! He felt their pain! And relished it! Because he was inflicting it!(Applause)And I will too!(Applause)Books like “The Spirit Level” and organizations working for equality, certain politicians, spew a ridiculous myth of populism and the benefits of equality. But the fact is, we can’t create profitable businesses without exploitation, and we can’t grow the economy without speculation and inequality, and we certainly can’t boost our economy into the stratosphere without allowing you to exercise your amazing financial intelligence and acumen in fiscal number-crunching, speculation, numbers-running and fraud!(Applause)Let’s tell the truth: America is struggling—despite the endless fabrication about “the recovery”– because we are not yet running the way we should. Banks are still over regulated. It’s over-regulation that creates financial catastrophe! Despite your huge paychecks and squirreled away assets, I know that you are worried: worried that some “socialist” demagogue might come along and confiscate it all and put you all in jail. With president Obama, you were in good hands: he’s one of us. (Good thing you ponied up $981K for his campaign). He took good care of you, had your back, covered your financial rear. But populist sentiment is rising up again, more strongly than before, and the unwashed masses are full of resentment, anger, jealousy. They are angry that they don’t have jobs, that they are in debt, that they can’t scrape a living together, even though they are working, 2,3,4 jobs to put shelter over their heads. That their children are starving. That they cannot see a light at the end of the tunnel. They are angry about the 100 million people driven into the brink of starvation and the global food riots that they claim you caused with your commodity futures speculation. The $5 Trillion of value lost from the markets that they claim you collapsed. The millions who lost their homes and are now on the verge of homelessness. The trillions funneled to you in loans, write-offs, bribes to keep the system going. Even when I was working for Barry (Goldwater), I felt that same irrational resentment. Now it’s at an all time high. Irresponsible single mothers, uneducated immigrants, lead-drinking ghetto-strutters, homeless, crying, babies, starving senior citizens, obnoxious, entitled African Americans who object to having bullets pumped into their bodies by police: all these people are angry, entitled, and making noise, and they are endangering our democracy and economy, our greatness.(Hissing)I hear this everywhere I go. A single mother, with three children—wants to go to college, find enjoyable, well-paid work and also enjoy the emotional luxuries of motherhood—all at the same time. Everyone feels entitled to everything. She even wants housing. Now even I couldn’t do all these things, despite my incredible privilege and intelligence. But they want it all, now. Three children?(Booing)A grandmother, playing with children—it makes her happy like a cow, but she still feels entitled to be paid. Because she wants to feed her drug habit, she wants to sell them for more money….she wants it all!(Booing)A student, with an unmarketable degree in women’s studies, specializing in medieval feminist villanelles, wants debt forgiveness, and a high-paid job putting her non-existent skills analyzing romance language texts to use and profit in a rewarding cause. She also wants a pony, a sensitive but dominant lover, a villa on the Riviera, and World Peace!(Cackles).(Laughter)Millions of working sad-sack Americans have similar fantasies. They want more money. More pay. Decent wages for hard work. They think it grows on trees. They think that money will grow and nuzzle up to them in their sleep, when they have no money-appeal. They think they can tax Other People’s Money to get what they want. They don’t realize Money has to be jacked up the ass, stuck in the veins with meth, dragged out and pimped to make more! You have figured out how to make your money work, turned it into a profit-generating prostitute! The future expected earnings of a profit-generating prostitute! That you’ve shorted! These people, idiots, all of them, they expect money to come to them! Without Scheming! Without reaming others! By working hard and being good! Like puppies and ponies! Like flowers after a downpour! Like the lilies of the valley! Like utopian visions of a drug-addled socialist!Because what’s best for Wall Street is what’s best for the US. What’s best for Goldman Sachs is what’s best for the planet. I promise to take on this challenge against the clamoring, whining, agitating babies demanding for major changes in our economy and the global economy, demanding for equity and justice. These demands are stupid beyond belief.As president, I will work with you to turn the tide of populism, to make these currents of change infeasible, impossible. We don’t hide from change; we subvert, hijack it, appropriate it.Let me tell you straight: I want to be the presidency of, by, for Goldman Sachs, and I mean it. I’ll make sure to line my cabinet with your people, like everyone else. Lloyd, name your position!(Wild Applause)And I know it’s not always how we think about this, but another engine of strong growth should be the TPP and the TTIP, and the TISA.(Applause)I want you to hear this. Creating a global neo-liberal enclosure of the entire world economy that pretends to be about “free trade” won’t do much for the total economy—perhaps a tiny percentage point of growth—but I guarantee it will line your pockets like nothing else. Think trillions in your coffers. Quadrillions, once we force all the Asian-Pacific economies to suspend their financial uptightness restricting wild casino gambling! Financial liberalization forced on Asia will result in Quadrillions! Bazillions! And remember, the house—that’s us—we write the rules—never loses!(Wild Applause)You know, all this speculation adds up. And for you, it’s trillions every day. Now I am well aware that for far too long these practices have been challenged by socialistic demagogues.Well, those days are over.(Applause)The current President Obama gave you and your colleagues 17 Trillion of free money, and endless zero-rate loans, but he still had to pretend to take you and your colleagues to the woodshed. Dodd-Frank. Sarbanes-Oxley. The return of Glass-Steagall. Other annoying, pesky legislation and regulations. Too many of you are bound and wrapped in red tape: shadow banking, money laundering, hedge funds, high-frequency trading, non- bank financing, interest rate manipulation, all done in the shadows, because of vicious, irrational regulations that marginalize and oppress you.(Hissing)I will appoint you to every regulatory position of power! Too big to fail is too big not to give control over the entire government!(Applause)That’s what I’ll do as president. I will seek out and welcome any good idea that is accompanied by a large check!Brushes check suggestively against cheek)(Laughter)Thank you all. Thank you. I just want to leave you with one more thought. I want every banker, financier, trader, hedge fund manager to reach their God-given potential to rule the universe. 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